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baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
- me: i want to lose weight
- me: i want small arms
- me: i want a flat stomach
- me: i want to be thin
- me: i want skinny legs
- me: *sees mcdonald*
- me: YOLO
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.
The brunette though…..
At the grocery store
- Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
- Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
- Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
- Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
- Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
- Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33
girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.
But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.
this fucking hit me like a fucking train
I honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. I mean I’m a guy and most of the time I’m way too lazy to shave my face, I can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive
These are the types of guys we need
working in the drive-thru
- me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
- woman: uh... it's for a boy.
- me: okay congratulations
- me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
- woman: i want a boy toy please
- me: haha dont we all
- woman:
- me:
- me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose